The Cathedral Players present

The St. Mary Cathedral Players are pleased to announce their spring performance, You Can't Beat the House! 

It's one of the most popular high school plays being produced for a good reason- it is packed from start to finish with goofy fun humor. You are guaranteed to leave with a big smile on your face.

"I've had trouble breaking into a house before but this is the first time I've had problems breaking OUT again!" So moans Merle to his partner, Howie. These two minor-league burglars have really met their match this time, it seems. They decided on a house only to find, after managing to get into the place, that it's up for sale and before they can leave, Conrad and Glenda, prospective buyers, show up. Merle figures they have two choices - either pretend to be real estate agents or beat it, making the buyers suspect them and call in the police. Now the REAL real estate agent shows up and Merle has to juggle the couple and the agent. Suddenly a cop shows up, saying the police are looking for two suspicious characters in the neighborhood. Next in the parade of oddball characters is Conrad's secretary, Glenda's mother and her spiritual medium, Madame Zenobia, and the policeman’s mother. Oh, yeah! The place, it turns out, is haunted!

Performances will be Thursday, April 12th through Sunday, April 15th. 

Tickets are on sale now HERE.  The school is located at 321 N. Otsego Avenue, Gaylord. 



This performance is being presented at the Mount Carmel Center!




For additional information call the school office at 989.732.5801.